SDSGS Vol. XXIV

Yesterday’s Record: 3-2
Overall Record: 52-58-3 (-4.3u)

I had a good comeback day yesterday after starting 0-2, but I have an announcement to make. I have officially retired from making college football parlays. I just cannot get the job done and it is costing me money. So I am moving on from that, but I am still confident in NFL parlays. I have one today and I am confident it will hit as week 4 of the NFL rolls on. Let’s go win some money.

Pick #1: Ravens -14.5 (-110)
Last Monday on national television we all saw Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs embarrass the Ravens and showed the world that they are frauds. The Ravens just cannot get the job done when it matters most and that is why I love them today. They are going to kill this crappy Washington Football team. The Ravens love to beat up on the little man and today is going to be no different. The fact that Washington is in first in the NFC East is hilarious, but that will change today as Baltimore will crush them and my next pick will hit.

Pick #2: Cowboys -4 (-105)
For my next pick I am going with Dallas to beat this Browns team. Dallas is a good team and Dak Prescott is putting up great numbers this season, they are just getting unlucky that they keep playing all these good teams. The Cowboys offense is amazing and with them going against the Browns shitty defense they are going to put up 40+ on the Browns today. It also helps that the Browns have one of the worst passing offenses in the league so the Cowboys defense will have an easy day. Just have to worry about Chubb and Hunt as that combo is deadly.

Pick #3: Jaguars +105
This is going to be a shitty game that will probably be shown on RedZone three times, but I love it. The Jaguars are not a bad team in my mind. What they showed in weeks one and two proves they can be a competitive team and with the extra days off they are ready to make up for that loss against Miami last Thursday. The Bengals still have a lot of problems, more than the Jaguars, and the Jags are going to take advantage. I love them straight up winning this game, but it will be a close crappy game between the two.

Parlay Pick: 1u to win 2.7 (+267)
Bills/Raiders Over 53 (-105)
Seahawks/Dolphins Over 55 (-113)
As long as I am alive I will bet the overs for Buffalo and Seattle. The fact that they are going against these other teams that love to score and don’t have good defenses, love it. Buffalo and Las Vegas are 3-0 for the overs this season so of course I am going to pick that. Josh Allen is a star and the dude only knows how to score. Same thing goes to Russell Wilson and the Seahawks. Nobody has a prettier throw than Russ and his lob throw. Somehow it always finds D.K. or Lockett right in their pocket. These overs are almost guaranteed and I cannot wait to watch non-stop scoring later today.

Pick #5: Rams -13.5 (-115)
The Giants suck and are going to get killed today. That is all. I have seen enough from this Giants team that I know they are going to get killed today. They got killed by a 49ers team last week who is missing a lot of their players due to injuries, just imagine what’s going to happen when they have to go against a Rams team whose offense is one of the best in the league. It is going to be another embarrassing game for big blue as the Rams are going to crush them.

Pick #6: Bears +155
Of course I am going with the Bears and Big Dick Nick. Nick Foles is such a beast and now that he is at the helm the bears are kinda scary. They have a quarterback who is at least average to go with their defense. If things pan out, the Bears will go 13-3 or 12-4. This Colts team is good, but the Bears are better in my mind. I love Chicago to continue rolling with Nick Foles and start to be a serious contender in the NFC.

Pick #7: 49ers -8.5 (-115)
For my final pick of the night I am going with the 49ers to kill the Eagles on Sunday Night Football. The Eagles and Carson Wentz are frauds and should never be trusted.The 49ers are good no matter who they put at QB. Nick Mullins, Jimmy Garoppolo, it does not matter. It shows how good Kyle Shanahan is and he will show everyone tonight on SNF. It also helps that the Eagles defense is horrible and Carson Wentz is going to be running in circles against this defense.

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