I Went 0-9 Betting the Yankees This Season

Meme Time

Sometimes you gotta take the bullet for the betterment of the world. It’s a real shame I had to bet the Yankees 9 different times this season just for all of the to lose. You really hate to see that. I wish I could make that money, but sometimes it doesn’t go your way, just like it did for the Yankees tonight. Time after time Chapman gives up a crucial home run and all we are left with his his fucking smile. I don’t know how he does it, but somehow the dude is always smiling. I’m proud for him tho. A guy who is as big of a scumbag as Chapman is, he can always find a way to smile. I feel bad mostly for the Yankee fans. I really wanted those douchebag Yankee fans happy once again, but we will have to wait another year. One more year Yankee fans. It was a fake season anyway, nobody wants the fake championship. Next season you will have DJ back, Bauer, Springer, and JT all signed.

And for my bets, 6 of them were all over/under bets so it’s not like I enjoyed most of them. I was only able to enjoy three of the losses, but as I said, I will take the bullet in order to save the rest of the world. It’s the type of guy I am. Also, I fully expected for the gambling gods to crush me tomorrow for this blog. I am just rubbing it in the faces of the Yankee fans that I figured out that I am a Yankee jinx and now I am doomed. Just gotta hope the gambling gods are Sox fans.

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