Last Weeks Record: 4-2
2021 Record: 19-28
Lock of the Week: 0-1
Whelp… I am down bad tremendously. 9 games negative, not great boom. BUT, that has never stopped me before and I love the board this week. So let’s get back on track and win some money.
Dolphins/Jaguars Under 47
This is going to be a stinker of the game. The NFL loves to give London terrible games, but they do deserve it. That’s what those fucks get for taxing us for a shitty drink ingredient, but I digress. Were not here to talk about 1700s history, were here to talk about some red-blooded American football, and because this game is going to stink I love the under. The Dolphins are supposed to have a good offense, and though we have not seen it this season, they will be able to stop this rookie QB and coach. Then we get the news that Tua is back, I love the under even more.
Chiefs/WFT Over 54
There are a lot of crazy stats going into this game for Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs. For the first time in Mahomes’ career, he has a negative record. He has tied his 2nd most interceptions in a season through 5 weeks. And for the first time since 2015, the Chiefs have a negative record. The Chiefs have looked horrid during the start of the season, and that’s why they are going to get back on track today. The WFT has one of the worst defenses in the NFL this season and Patty and the Boys are going to go crazy. Mixed with Taylor Heinicke going against the Cheifs defense. This is going to be a barn-burner of a game and that’s why it is my lock of the week.
Chargers +122 V. Ravens
I find it crazy through 5 weeks of the NFL season that the Chargers continue to be disrespected like this. The Chargers just beat the Browns last week, who in my opinion are better than the Ravens, which should have shown the betting world they should be favorites going into this game. But I am not going to argue with free money, so if the Chargers are going to be plus money, I am going to jump on that one.
Patriots +3 V. Cowboys
I really have no reason why I love this game. All indicators are saying pick the Cowboys here, but I just love the Pats. Their defense has been pretty solid this season, and I see them dominating the Cowboy’s offense, which has been one of the best in the league. I’m hoping the Patriots decide to do the thing where they throw the ball more than 5-yards per play because their offense has been confusing since the beginning of the season. Trust Mac Jones and get this win.
Seahawks +5 V. Steelers
Another game where I don’t know why I love this game, but I do for some reason. I really have no trust in Big Ben and the Steeler’s offense. I have trust Geno Smith can keep this game close, but if we are being honest, how much worse is he than Ben. Not much in my opinion.

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