Bad. It’s all bad. I can’t get a dub even if I could pull one out of my ass. Nothing is going right, but I have to push on. This is a new week of football, so I have to believe all will go right. If you want to tail, don’t look at my record. If you’re a hater, fuck you. Let’s go. (PS, I have the under in Falcons/Jagurs. It was too early to get the blog out.)
NFL Record: 13-35-1 (-16.6u)
Last Sundays Record: 2-8 (-6.2u)
Big Money Lock of the Week: 0-1
Big Money Lock of the Week
Bengals -2.5 @ Tennessee (2.5u to win 2.19)
For the first three weeks of the NFL season, I’ve been against the Bengals. I have not trusted them yet, but last week’s win against the Rams has finally given me the trust to bet on them. Joe Burrow is off to a slow start because of the preseason injury, but the defense hasn’t. The Bengals defense was impressive last week, and they will trample Ryan Tannehill. This will be an easy win for the Bengals as they will get their season back on track and back to a .500 record.
Broncos/Bears o46.5 (1u to win .91)
After week one, I thought the Broncos would have a repeat season of an outstanding defense and a bad offense. I was wrong because the Broncos gave up 70 POINTS last week and 35 to a Sam Howell lead offense. These are two crappy defenses that will score a shit ton of points off one another today.
Dolphins/Bills o53.5 (1u to win .91)
Of course, I’m betting the over in this game. I love overs, and this should be a fun game to watch. After what Miami did last week, I might have to bet on their overs for the rest of the season. They do have a difficult task going against the Bills defense, but Miami’s offense has been unstoppable thus far. Plus, Miami’s defense hasn’t been the best. They are near the bottom of the league in PPG and YPG. If Miami has problems against the Bills defense, Buffalo should be able to make up for it with their great offense.
Adam Thielen Anytime Touchdown (1u to win 2.05)
I didn’t want to make a crazy player prop parlay because I haven’t won one yet this season. But how could you not bet on Thielen to score a touchdown? Revenge game against his original team and has scored in the last two weeks. The streak will continue, and he will get his revenge.
Chargers -6.5 V. Raiders (1u to win .91)
No Jimmy G for the Raiders means it should be an easy win for the Chargers. Right? I’m not 100% confident in the Chargers securing this win against Brian Hoyer, but they have the offensive talent to kill the Raiders. I’m hoping the Chargers don’t Charger it up and get an easy win against the backup QB.
Chiefs -8.5 @ New York (AFC) (1u to win 1.13, boosted)
This should be easy. It’s Zach Wilson versus Patrick Mahomes. The Kansas City Chiefs will kill the Jets. I don’t care how good the Jets defense is. They got blown out against the Cowboys two weeks ago. It doesn’t matter how good a defense you have. If you have to stay on the field for most of the game, your defense will tire, and Mahomes will take advantage of it. Also, credit to me; I didn’t mention Taylor Swift once during this blog or this game. You’re welcome.
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