Holy Crap! I suck and NFL gambling this year. All my picks are ass, which makes no sense because every time I make a pick, I think it’s an absolute lock. It’s not a great start to the season, but I will continue to fight this uphill battle and give out winners. Let’s go win some money.
NFL Record: 18-42-1 (-23.68u)
Last Sundays Record: 5-7 (-2.96u)
Big Money Lock of the Week: 0-2
Ravens/Steelers u38 (-112, 1u to win .89)
Two teams that absolutely hate each other, and no matter how bad one team is, they will play each other close. In the last 14 times these teams met, the under hit 10 times, and in the previous 5 games when the Steelers were home against the Ravens, the Under has hit 4 times. The Steelers are a terrible team and are not on the same level as Baltimore, but they will keep this a low-scoring game.
Big Money Lock of the Week
Saints/Patriots u38 (-110, 2.5u to win 2.27)
Another game that will be kept low-scoring, but the difference between this game and the previous one is that both teams suck. Both of these teams haven’t scored more than 3 touchdowns in a game. Two terrible offenses led by a QB who cares more about hitting players in the nuts and a QB who has an injured shoulder. If the Saints used Jameis in this game, I’d smash the over, but for some reason, Dennis Allen hates Jameis and would instead use an injured QB over him.
Prop of the Week
De’Von Achane Anytime TD Scored (+150, boosted, 1u to win 1.5)
This is a no-brainer. I saw the prop boosted on Draft Kings and knew I had to take it. The Dolphins will run all over the Giants, resulting in an Achane touchdown. Speaking of this game…
Giants/Dolphins o47.5 (-110, 1u to win .91)
After all the hype, I’m back to hating watching the Giants. There’s no fun in it. They have one of the worst defenses in football and one of the worst offenses. The Dolphins will slaughter the Giants today and score a shit ton of points on them. The Good thing for the Giants tho, the Dolphins defense is ass too. They will finally score a first-half touchdown and a couple more after that. This will be a high-scoring game, and many players will benefit.
Both These Defenses Suck, So Let’s Smash Their Player Props, Parlay (+2777, Boosted, 1u to win 27.77)
Tyreek Hill Anytime TD Scorer
Jaylen Waddle Anytime TD Scorer
Tua Tagovailoa o249.5 Passing Yards
Daniel Jones o199.5 Passing Yards
Daniel Jones o34.5 Rushing Yards
Tyreek Hill o79.5 Receiving Yards
Jaylen Waddle o49.5 Receiving Yards
These will all happen. These defenses suck.
Chiefs/Vikings o53 (-112, 1u to win .89)
Two great offenses going at it. You know damn well I’m taking this over. The stats I love in this game are: since 2019, no team has hit more road overs than the Chiefs (20-15), while no team has hit more home overs than the Vikings (23-12-1) in that same time span. You have to bet the over in this game because it will hit.
5-Game Parlay (+1351, Boosted, 1u to win 13.52)
Ravens -218
Lions -485
Bengals -170
Eagles/Rams o50.5
Jets/Broncos u43
The Ravens and the Lions should absolutely win their games. Those games I have no concerns about. I’m taking a risk on the Bengals, but this will be the week Joe Burrow gets out of his stank. He will have a big week and lead the Bengals to the Dub. For the Eagles/Rams game, I don’t get why the Eagles are only favored by 4 points. They will shit-pump the Rams, scoring most of the points in the over. Finally, we have the Jets and Broncos under. There will be a lot of bad blood between these two teams, and the Jets defense will do everything they can to make Sean Payton look like an idiot. They will stop Russell Willson all game long. Also, we will not see a repeat performance from Zach Wilson as he returns to his norm.
49ers -3.5 V. Cowboys (-112, 1u to win .89)
The last game on today’s slate as the 49ers will remind the NFL they are on another level than the rest of the NFL. After last week, I finally believe in Brock Purdy, and he will crush Dem Boyz today.
This NFL has sucked for me because I cannot win a bet, but this week will be different. These are all winners, and whats a better time to ride with someone when they are down. I can’t go any lower, and the rise is coming.
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